Tuesday, March 28, 2006

volunteer work

I think I just gave a friend of mine her first orgasm. Yeah, you heard me.

When she told me that she'd never had one in all of her 31 years, I just knew that something had to be done. I took her shopping and guided her into the purchase of a vibrator and some relevant reading material. I gave her some basic logistic advice to go along with it. You'd be surprised what people don't know about their own bodies. Only time will tell how it goes. I don't know about you, but I'm keeping my fingers crossed.

5 comments:

Lx said...

she must be thrilled.
"basic logistical advice" ??
at 31? where this girl been, yo?

"iamhmrtq"

Rachel said...

In all fairness, she didn't ASK for the logistical advice - I gave it to her just in case. And where has she been you ask? Med School!

Lx said...

MED SCHOOL??!! way-ell, then...she really ought to know which part does what, and when. shame shame.

"fzmts"

Lx said...

MED SCHOOL??!! way-ell, then...she really ought to know which part does what, and when. shame shame.

"fzmts"

RONIN said...

Yeah, she hasn't been in Med School her whole life.

Was she home-schooled or something? Y'know, they do teach that stuff in public schools now...