Friday, March 24, 2006

asking the tough questions


Conversation with Evan

r: I fell in love with my spinning instructor today.

e: Really?

r: Yeah, seriously. He was so hot. But do you think if a guy plays Deborah Cox, 'This House is Not a Home', it means he's gay, because the other spinning instructor I love is gay and he always plays that song.

e: Huh?

r: Well, I was thinking maybe Deborah Cox is like a Canadian Streisand...

e: Well, if that ‘s the criteria, I’m not gay...Do you think wanting a guy to suck your cock makes you gay?

r: Maybe you're just curious. I would think more guys would be curious to know what a guy sucking their cock would be like - I’m pretty sure they'd be better at it than any woman could be.

e: Yeah, that’s probably true, but I’m not sure I’m interested.

r: In which, the cock sucking or the having your cock sucked?

e: Either.

r: What if it was through a hole in a wall?

e: Well, I’ll be honest with you, and I guess it depends on the situation, but I think a mouth is a mouth - especially if I can’t see who's on the other end, it only matters what I IMAGINE is on the other end.

r: Good point.

e: Anyway, Tracy's home and dinner’s ready. I’ll give you a call tomorrow to see if you're coming for Shabbat dinner, ok?

r: Perfect, talk to you then.

12 comments:

Lx said...
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RONIN said...

That's one thing I've NEVER been curious about...

Rachel said...

Dare I ask, Nate?

Really Ronin? Not even just a little?

Lx said...
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Rachel said...

You are so annoying

Lx said...
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Hilary said...

I love the segue into Shabbat dinner. Classic.

RONIN said...

Nope. The women I've been with have all done an excellent job in that department...

momentofchoice said...

why are all nate's posts removed?
;-)

Lx said...

the NSA, that's why.

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Rachel said...

A matter of national security AND word verification? You must be imPOtant.

Lx said...

oh puh-leeaze, don't go all ebonic on us now.

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