Ice on. Ice off.
It's been 24 hours like this.
Throw in Advil every four hours
And my foot up on three pillows
Using my new american apparel leggings
As the "C" in R.I.C.E.
Until I could walk far enough to buy an ace bandage.
All day I watched taped show after show and then
The girls came over to keep me company
And I opened up the red I brought home from Napa.
We ordered sushi, which was all wrong for the wine
But it was great.
Nothing a few too many glasses of wine can't fix.