still the same Lauren

"So how was your night with Max?"

"It was good. I had a lot of fun with him."

"Still feeling the chemistry?"

"Yeah, actually, I do. He's very cute."

"Did you get a chance to feel his dick yet?"

"Lauren."

"Well?"

"How old are you?", I counter, the pot calling the kettle black.

I can hear her husband in the background, "Oh come on Lauren!"

"What?", she says to him, and then turns her attention back to me.

"So when do you see him again?"

"Saturday."

"Good. Well let me know how his dick feels."

"Alright then. Call you later."